Breaking News: Me & the Axis of Evil join forces

I’m proud to announce that I have partnered up with 3 of the greatest former mullet’s in entertainment history to bring you a culinary experience that hasn’t been seen since Dante himself recounted the wonders of the fourth circle of Hell.

Look how happy my friends make me!

Ladies and gentlemen of St. Croix, welcome to CaboWasabiRitaville!

An unholy partnership, forged in the fires of Mt. Doom, has brought together the four horsemen of the lamepocolypse. Sammy Hagar, Jimmy Buffet, the ineffable Guy Fieri and myself have come to terms on opening a luxury, made-in-China swag outlet and part time Bar & Restaurant on the Christiansted boardwalk.

We love boating activities!

With such offerings as the Fieri “Frosted Tips” Crunchito & my world famous CaboWasabiRita – (A fine blend of Cabo Wabo blanco, Bottom-Shelf Bodega Sour Mix, A-Rod grade HGH, Beiber sparkles, fresh dried wasabi paste & the salty dried tears of a million disenchanted Van Halen fans from 1985-1996) – you and your family will be lathered in the sweet sounds of the Red Rocker & Capt. James “Cheeseburger in Paradise trademark defender” Buffet’s greatest hits while you dine or enjoy our Guacamole Wrestling Pool.

Happy Happy, Joy Joy!

There’s always a reason to visit CaboWasbiRitaville.

Stay tuned for more updates!

*The pictures and words in this post are totally true and real and should in no way be recognized as photoshopped or prankish. – Me 4/1/12